"Fruity hand soaps, moisturizers, emulsifying lotions, pumice stones, and Loofahs don't cut it. We want to cleanse ourselves with the fat of the sweet, dead pig."
Um... okay. If you're not concerned with producing gift basket quality soaps, check out Black Table's instructions for making your own bacon soap. The end result kinda looks like what you'd expect. Lard. Ew.
- 1/2 oz., or 1 Tbl., of lye
- 1/4 cup cold water
- 1/2 cup lukewarm bacon fat
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